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*Question of the Round - How to make DaPitt do an interview* |
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Monday, 15 March 2010 |
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This round I asked you for suggestions on how to make EMW's shyest veteran, DaPitt, finally give in and do an interview with me. Well, all the responses are in and I have to say you are a very creative bunch! Hope you enjoy reading all of the replies! Admin judged all of the responses and decided that S7icky (BLA_CRAG_BLA) had the best response! Congrats Icky!
Jesse-James give us all free turns to kill him into submission lmao. of course to make it fun for him you must provide him with enough turns to build and die, build and die and so on. or just post naked baby pictures of him till he gives hahhahahaaha
StRiKeR JUST TELL DAPITT IF HE GOES FOR THE INTERVIEW YOU WILL BUY HIM AN ICE CREAM CONE 8) WITH SPRINKLES..AND CHOCOLATE FUDGE...AND SOME WHIP CREAM 8)
Oh_Mr_GosH For the dapitt interview....offer him a bunch of midget strippers and a trip to fanasty island with shakira butt naked on a keg of booze with mary jane and bongsss weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
G_NOTE i have an idea maybe you can get his family members in his family or other player to get the answers to your question...lol
second idea. maybe you can just ask questions to people who know him publish those questions and comments from others it may drive him to get in contact with you to get answers striaight...
BLA_CRAG_BLA Tell Dapitt u will have admins change his name to DaShit every round until he does the interview.
alternatively we can strap him onto the ickymobile and stick a pineapple attatchement and torture him till he gives in.
You can maybe let me try and seduce.... i mean interview him lol :P
these are just a few haha :)
S7iCkY
0-2 heres a few things you could do get naked for him or u could go up 2 him kick him in the balls and tell him your geting interviewed if he likes it or not and dragg him 2 the mansion 2 2 get intervied or u could wait till he's sleeping and get a gian condom and pull it all the way over his body and wait for him 2 wake up and then he want be able 2 move and tell him the only way he can get out is 2 give u a interview if i think of any thing else ill mesage them 2 u
Chaos lol, since DaPitt has a new found love for me, let him know I'll be there with you, I'm sure he'll take it
CragSwallowsRome a dozen strippers. clean, and checked, 2 5ths of wild irish rose, and 2 rufies, but ya gotta giv em 5 days 2 reply.....
GunGrave Best possible ways to get pit in a nterview
Cookies and cakes... free liq and a lapdace from all the ladies of the emw staff ;)
CragBDDCrotchBill send 25 different people questions that you want answere then have them ask daPitt for you and then compile the interview in a psuedo message form
danny_the_bull if u wanna get pit on the couch all u got to do is get sum crack sum malt liquer and a blow up doll thats pretty much all u need
Oh_Mr_GosH Gosh is here to help
Now I see your having trouble with dapitt. The one way I would get to him would be to talk to his family members and get them to spill some dirt on him. And if that doesn't work, hit him with this "imma tell you know who about you know what". (I used that on my sis when were little still)
Sincerely oh_mr_GOSH
The_Spirit offer dapitt like 50,000 credits/reserves and i bet he will do the interview, if not, offer 100k
Zzzzz *QUESTION OF THE ROUND*
Pitt Interview Hahahahahahahahaaaa.
Won't happen, Give up.
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Perk_O_Cet I have pictures of dapitt and bubba in compromising positions. It involves D batteries and enemas. There are furr lined handcuffs and some sort of Emu feathers....not sure what those are for. The video is 10 minutes long.... no females were involved in any part of this production. It happened at a motel 6...there was a roll of quarters on the nitestand....a vibrating bed...and a red silk scarf over the nitestand light...it was quite sensual...(cough cough)
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