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Friday, 05 October 2007 |
INTERVIEW WITH TYLER, AKA THECHOP... ENJOY

The latest victim to take the EMW chair has a somewhat split personality… One half of him….carries a pimp stick, wears a hat and struts his stuff with his women in toe…. In the other hand he carries a .45, wears a military uniform and orders his soldiers to execute men at dawn…a fine military leader and strategist… If you haven’t at least heard of him, you’ve either been living under a rock or really need to get more involved…seriously….! If you are confused, let me reveal all. Welcome TheChop to the EMW interview room where only the worthy are allowed in…. Interviewer says: Evening Chop, how’s it going fella ? TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: What's up V. I'm doin well....thanks. TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: How bout yourself? Interviewer says: Good bro, just sipping my southern comfort...chilling..LOL TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: haha....bro..you need some JD single barrel. TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: Will put hair on your nuts. haha Interviewer says: LOL Interviewer says: Pull up a chair bro, get comfy..... Interviewer says: How is EMW accommodating TheChop so far...? TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: I love it TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: It's well put together TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: Far better than alot of games out there Interviewer says: Oh yea....How’s that ? TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: Hell...the poker room is nice for one thing. TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: Plus...it brings back alot of oldschool feel. TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: It reminds me of the way a few games out there used to be..before they went to shit. Interviewer says: A lot of people want that...the old school way...Old rules etc.... Interviewer says: Here, we've got it ...! TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: exactly Interviewer says: You're chilling in Mamadank's family right now...West_Side families have taken a lot of 0s this round but we've just seen the DR. turn the tables for a seemingly quiet round....What have you made of this round ? TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: Well..there is definitly some competition out there that is eager to make there mark. TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: I've found myself going back to the way I used to play..when I first started this type of gaming TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: Hell....I've actually made HITS!......hahahahahahha TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: used close to 100k credits this round Interviewer says: Get the guns blazing Chop... ! TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: Most people don't remember old school chop when I used to actually make hits.....they are used to seeing me bank and rank the past upteen rounds Interviewer says: Something you're going to change on EMW ?? TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: Well....I know 100k to a lot of people isn't Shit....but for me..it's a start back in the right direction. This game has made it fun to mow down du's again....so be looking for me to start heading back in that direction. TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: I'll have to pull the ol' Bobby method out....get Drunk....kill du's. haahha Interviewer says: lmao...best way right.... TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: especially the getting drunk part. Interviewer says: You're mainly known for being a major player / Don of the Devils Gate union, as aside from other reputations you have....LOL Interviewer says: We've seen a Devils Gate family start up here this round...Anything to do with you...? TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: LOL.....no. They are posers. I haven't fully movedall the boys and girls over here yet....but...they'll be comin. *wink* Interviewer says: You plan to bring a lot of people over...? Surely this is the place to be now, no room for other mafia type games....! TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: Well....hell.....of course. I've got a plan in motion....but it will take a little time to fully go in effect. TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: Shawn and I built one of the largest families in the game on another site. 70+ official fams...and 20+ unofficial fams that didn't actually wave a Dg flag. We wreaked a lot of havoc. We've shrunk since then....however I still have my network of friends and members. With a little persuasion.....EMW will be the perfect foundation to create a new empire. Interviewer says: Can we expect to see the marching of soldiers coming to EMW then... TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: Shhhh.....I never reveal too much info...especially in one sitting. Let's just say....the skids are greased and the door is wide open for a lot of hungry killers that are craving the fun of the past. Interviewer says: Is a conquer of EMW on the cards.... TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: hahaha....well.....If I act too confident then my ego points will go up too high. It's always a challenge to conquer EVERYBODY...... especially when I use a majority free playing army. Make no mistake about it though....they'll definitely make things interesting....and they'll make those "certain" hands dig a helluva lot deeper down in their pocket to stay on top. Interviewer says: Can we expect to see Shawn make an appearance ? TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: LOL........Shawn has been domesticated. Since his return from his tour in Iraq....he hasn't been seen in the games for quite some time. Besides that....he's getting married. TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: Yes....I didn't make a typo. Shawny boy is actually getting married. Interviewer says: LOL….Congrats to Shawn… Interviewer says: Get your soldiers coming over in stampedes Chop ! Interviewer says: And we know you have all those ladies after you... TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: Shouldn't be too hard......the game sells itself. TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: Damn right.....you know Tyler has the pimpin skills. hahaha TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: I don't even need a pimp cane. Interviewer says: Well...you're also known for your...ummm, big ......EGO ! Will we be seeing a Chop fan club like on other games? Hundreds of girls with broken hearts calling for a bit of Chop loving lmao TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: hahahaha.....meeeee? ego? hahaha TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: well....we don't need too many soap opera dramas over here....but the game could always use a few more ladies in the crowd. TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: Not saying the ones we already have over here aren't just absolutely precious. Interviewer says: LOL Interviewer says: Careful bro...digging a grave here...LOL TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: Yes......I heard the shovel already going in the dirt. Interviewer says: There was a famous New York gangster from Queens...Very flashy ,elegant and always in the headlines. Think he had quite an ego too. We've seen you use medias with him on there...Is Mr. Gotti an idol somewhat for Chop...? TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: Gotti was a big rolla...no doubt. He was truly the last of his kind. Since his departure...nobody has been anywhere close to him. I must say however, that when compared to all the big name mobsters over their history.....he ranks down the list a bit. TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: but he know doubt was the among the most glamorized and talked about. Interviewer says: Does that mirror Chop for the mafia gaming world...?! TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: Meh....I'm actually pretty down to earth and level headed. To those that really know me...I'm not really that cocky or egotistical....ok..I little maybe.....haha. Naw....I'm just a laid back Texan. Interviewer says: LOL Interviewer says: Anything you'd like to see brought to EMW Chop? TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: I can't really say it needs a lot. Even though I haven't really been super active in this game over here yet....until this round. I've been signed up and I have logged in for quite some time. Each round they've improved something and made it that much better. TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: Joey and Tony work relentlessly on the game.....and all the staff (Yes..you too V) do an awesome job. Interviewer says: Aww nice of you to say...(you’re only saying it or you know I wont post this interview lmao !) Interviewer says: But yes, the staff are all working hard... TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: Damnit....I was hoping you'd buy me 25k credits for my personal compliment to you. Interviewer says: Get that fat wallet out bro ! Interviewer says: Any final messages to anyone out there in the EMW community? Interviewer says: LOL TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: I also would like to add....I look forward to bumping heads with all the "mobsters" over here. The Famiglia family already doesn't like me. So...that's a good start...hahaha TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: The people that know me best know that I'm one of the tightest, penny pinchin guys around. I prefer using my head to win free turns and seeing just how many I can get.....as opposed to paying for them. I can Assure you though......it's not really a problem to buy them either. Interviewer says: Do you have any messages for any of your adversaries ? ? TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: Hmm.....It's been a long time since I’ve had any major enemies....I'm become Mr. politician over the rounds....compared to my old school war days......but rest Assured.....since this game makes it fun to kill again......I'm sure I'll be bumping heads with a lot of you. TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: Hell....I've only been hitting here for 3 days now this round.....and I've already heard more cuss words in my mail box.....than a downtown pool hall with a prostitution ring in the back. TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: hahaha Interviewer says: LMAO Interviewer says: We look forward to Chop-Gotti making the EMW headlines.... Interviewer says: Thanks for your time bro, it was a pleasure.. TheChop(with unusually large testicles) says: V...the pleasure is all mine bro. I look forward to playing here and one more thing.. Laugh much....drink hard....enjoy a good woman.....and always wear your safety belt when driving. |